Go on, turn it off..

Dissident Editions' webmaster-editor has never had a television set in his home.

Nor has he ever:
been to a McDonald's, BurgerKing, KFC, Starbucks, etc.
been to a Pizza Hut more than once, or drunk Coca-Cola more than twice in his life;
locked his house in the past twenty years;
worn jeans or trainers, or had a father or been drunk, or taken cocaine or opiates;
married or been employed or voted for any party or individual with a chance of power;
owned a washing-machine, microwave, dishwasher, mobile phone or sports equipment;
had any respect for a man or a god who would curse a fig-tree for its barrenness.